My travel companions and I will be cutting these adventures short. Some people already know, yet are probably feigning shock, “Hark, doth our ears deceive us?” style. For the others, here are the reasons:
Ducky, whilst bathing in the river, caught bilharzia… as a rubber ducky originating from the UK, it is very distraught about this.
Edgar, pulling his, “I’m Thai, I know about malaria” bullshit has contracted malaria because he forwent his doxy. Silly wooden elephant.
Bruce is doing fine, but because is a bit disappointed on his welcome here. The whole mainland Africa versus Madagascar rivalry.
So that leaves me 3 to 1. Some of you may say that those 3 are inanimate objects… but you know I’m right. I will provide more information on it for those who desire, but no need to bore you here.
Anyhoo, back to Europe I fly, with my 3 sick/whiney caballeros in 10 days. Thus ends chapter one Madagascar - oh, there will definitely be other parts...
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